COLLECTIVE
I'm leaving' this place,
and I'm taking with me
a mob of kangaroos
and a grist of bees.
There will be a shrewdness of apes,
And a flange of baboons;
A smack of jellyfish
And volley of loons.
Maybe a husk of rabbits
And a mischief of rats,
How about a pace of donkeys,
And a kindle of cats?
I'm including a bevy of otters,
And an exaltation of larks;
A crash of rhinoceroses,
And a shiver of sharks.
Along for the ride
I'll have a sneak of weasels
A dray of squirrels,
And a convocation of eagles.
Best not to forget
The passel of hogs,
Muster of peacocks,
Or army of frogs…
As well as the herd of gnus, giraffes,
Elks, and seals;
Gaze of raccoons, clutch of chickens,
Clash of bucks, and swarm of eels.
If there is still room, I'll include
More of "team herd,"
There are many of them,
Or haven't you heard?
(Chinchilla, moose, walrus, & horse
Antelope, zebra, llama, & boar)
I must find a place
For the trip of sheep,
Clutter of cats,
And wedge of geese.
The parliament of owls
And brace of bucks,
Passel of possum
And raft of ducks.
There are so many more
I'd take in one fell swoop,
But I'm worried about cleaning up
All the animal poop.
