Dear 2011-
I know you started off on a good foot, and then, rather rapidly, went all sucktastic... THEN you miraculously made a helluva comeback. I loved you for that. I think you became a bit too confidant in your ability to remain awesome, and it showed... in a major way. THEN, like Travolta/PulpFiction you came rushing back in to steal my heart back... and now... well... now you've failed me again. I am no longer relying on you to remain consistent. I am in fact, cheating on you with future plans well into 2012. Ironically, I don't feel guilty.
SO TRUE.
ReplyDeleteLife is never a linear graph.
....Just forget that I'm a nerd, okay?
L- Nerd? YOU'RE MY PEOPLE!!!
ReplyDeleteI use semicolons in text messages for cryin' out loud.
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Oh hon, what's going on with 2011 ups and downs? I can't wait to hear about your 2012 plans :)
ReplyDeleteYou know I really don't either. This year has sucked balls for me. I've been more depressed than I ever have. I'm ready for 2012 even though the world will probably end.
ReplyDeleteBTW - What happened?
ReplyDeleteyOU ARE FRIGGIN AWESOME!
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I'm too busy constructing the world's largest Sham-Wow for floods of 2012. No time to get too attached to 2011.
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CB- all will be revealed!
ReplyDeleteJohn- you are too kind, thank you ♥
Elliot- I've often wondered what would happen if a cargo ship, carrying nothing but Sham-Wows as freight, sunk... would we lose the ocean?.. or would a turf war break out with sea sponges?